Jokes, Laughs and Gag Gifts

How do you stop kids from cracking jokes about a teacher’s questionable sexuality?

There is this teacher who I observe. He keeps everything professional, always on task and never gets sidetracked from the topic at hand. I’ve seen some kids make fun of his questionable sexuality. He has never alluded to them what gender he prefers to date outside of class. I’m assuming that they’re getting their impressions from his feminine looking face and slender build. I’ve always wanted to be a math teacher but not in an environment like this where my sexuality will be questioned and laughed at by my students.

i got the same problem…… but for me its worse………
i am very very quiet and gentle despite my big muscular body….. i have a pretty boy face……..
me being a virgin and not hanging around girls cuz im way too shy still, people think im gay……
i think im sorta femminine cuz my dad was 70 when i was born and had 2 sisters and a mom so i never really had a male figure in my life so i think thats why i am who i am……. IM NOT GAY or Bisexual…..
to make it worse in school people would tease me about my parents owning a gay bar……..
I SWEAR THE THOT of even seeing another mans penis is SO MESSED UP….. NO Offense!!!!!!
goodluck my friend

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